Thought Pattern

You know you are in the south when eggs and bacon are recommended foods for a stroke victim.

Atheist in The Foxhole

Christians constantly dispute science, yet turn to hospitals when dying.
Why are there so many religious hospitals if they believe in faith over science?

Thought Pattern

If a doctor gives you a pill that will chemically alter your body you willingly take it in hopes to feel better. If a nutritionist tells you the eat all natural fruits and vegetables you think they are crazy and continue your diet of sickness. Doctors once abided by the Hippocratic Oath,  the man who created this oath also said, "let food be thy medicine."
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