Most of the entrants live off a diet of moose meat and other fatty foods in order to keep the calories high for such a cold enduring feat. I, of course would only eat a vegan diet on this adventure through Alaska.
I'm going to need as much monetary, dietary and physical help with this project, so any rich vegans out there, please send money. Any smart, cold, vegan dietitians out there please send advice.
I've also started swimming with the Coney Island Polar Bear Club every Sunday. The people who come out to watch and especially the members are great people who love to share their knowledge and good times with anyone and everyone who comes out.
